A perfect 8 months with this guy. I love you๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹

A perfect 8 months with this guy. I love you๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹


Birthday girl๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’–

Birthday girl๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’–


Frank’s the king today๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘‘1โƒฃ7โƒฃ

Frank’s the king today๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘‘1โƒฃ7โƒฃ


(via scruples)



| Time Square can’t shine as bright as you | ๐ŸŽ†

| Time Square can’t shine as bright as you | ๐ŸŽ†


Waves are kisses from the ocean๐ŸŒŠ

Waves are kisses from the ocean๐ŸŒŠ


a-girl-from-malta:

subhanallah

a-girl-from-malta:

subhanallah


Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

(via gnarly)